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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: This Is a First
I get started early in the morning and occasionaly I have to take a bio. Never in my life have I wiped my ass with the tail of my shirt. How does this happen-especially with all my years of experience? So, luckily, I have a spare shirt in my office. A skidmark on a pair of underpants is one thing. This is just taking rushing to a new level.

Consider this a crap Outpost tweet

 

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Elocism  3 stars
Title: Pseudonym
Posts: 787
Registered: 2002-5-3 01:50:00
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: This Is a First


im actually surprised it does not happen more often, but i am pretty anal aboot taking my shirt tail whatever and wrapping it over my thigh before i poop

 

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Moe_Nox  4 stars
Title: In Moe We Trust
Posts: 1,962
Registered: 2007-2-4 12:17:56
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: This Is a First
Am I the only one that gets completely naked to take a crap? I always hang up my clothes on the hook inside the stall.

 

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Coriolus  3 stars
Title: Outpost Ice Mexican
Posts: 905
Registered: 2002-5-17 06:20:48
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: This Is a First
I hate when your finger plunges through the TP into your anus..

 

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Coriolus  3 stars
Title: Outpost Ice Mexican
Posts: 905
Registered: 2002-5-17 06:20:48
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: This Is a First
Moe_Nox posted:
Am I the only one that gets completely naked to take a crap? I always hang up my clothes on the hook inside the stall.



 

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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: This Is a First
I have a new client a working Hollywood model coming in this morning. I cant think of any way better to impress her than with dirty laundry


Moe the next thing that will happen is you begin toe tapping into the next stall at airports.

Corio, the hand through the toilet paper is worth a few futzing swear words. You have to be careful what you touch after this happens, because you effectively leave a trail of crap on everything.

 

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