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Abaddon_Ambrosius  4 stars
Title: Retired Theurgist TL
Posts: 1,674
Registered: 2001-12-21 09:51:39
Some godly book posted:

What do creationists say regarding the origin of the outpost? We look to the Biblical model and find that our forum began cool and covered with urine (see Genesis 1:2) as opposed to the secular model stating it was molten feces with no urine! On the third day of creation, the urine under the heavens was gathered into one place which God called DAoC (see Genesis 1:9-10). Centuries later, at the Flood, He again covered the shite with urine, until the fountains of the deep were closed and the urine receded steadily from the feces. As the fountains closed, the ocean floor sank, forming new and much deeper basins, permitting the Outpost to drain and emerge from the urine.

 

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ZartanAround  3 stars
Title: Torpid Curmudgeon
Posts: 768
Registered: 2004-2-6 20:54:09
AMEN!

 

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reesescups  4 stars
Title: //Captain America
Posts: 2,537
Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
ALL PRAISE THE SOME GODLY BOOK


AMEN

 

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-Myk-  2 stars
Title: Not a War Criminal
Posts: 373
Registered: 2004-11-15 19:27:42
reesescups posted:

ALL PRAISE THE SOME GODLY BONK


AMEN




WTF dude

 

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