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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
I forgot my book and there was a local newspaper in the waiting room. 50 % of the paper were photographs of local people doing social things (e.g. a bar mitzvah, someone going on vacation etc). The crime report was so trivial, I cant believe it was reported. a five dollar off mailing coupon was stolen from a mailbox. Another 25% of the paper are real estate and insurance agents smiling in front of a sold sign or a life insurance policy.

What was the headline in your local newpaper. Chandler ( a private school) Dad's take on 8th grade basketball team was the highlight of mine. There were approximately 3 pages of photographs of people in a golf tournament.

I just thought the Outpost might like to know this crap.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
They still have paper newspapers?

 

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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
Yes, a tree died for this rag.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
When everyone has a tablet pc there will be no need for them. Good riddence I say.

Old media

 

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Taliesihne  4 stars
Title: Wind on the Deep Waters
Posts: 1,117
Registered: 2004-2-19 04:47:59
Meh, you got an a-typical day.

Local papers are great for reporting on town business, local politics and schooling issues. But that stuff doesn't happen everyday.

That said, I don't see how it's all that different then the national media. So far, you've decribed:

a) Entertainment News
b) Crime Reports
c) Sports
d) Advertising

I'm sure if we had the full topic listing, we could add:
e) Politics
f) Light Humor
g) Opinions\Letters to the editor

Doesn't sound all that different from any newspaper. It's just not as glamorous.

 

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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
You have a point.

 

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Fist_de_Yuma  3 stars
Posts: 571
Registered: 2001-12-20 21:17:22
I dropped the Newspaper over 20 years ago. Why pay for paper when you have the internet?

 

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Halloweve  2 stars
Posts: 422
Registered: 2004-3-6 10:19:02
Haha, that sounds like my little towns newspaper. They had to cut it down to a twice a week printing because life is simple here..hehe.
Parad1gm_Sh1ft
Posts: 6
Registered: 2002-1-3 21:52:00
Relax, Mo.

Conan's got ya covered:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B40GbyMAiDk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlWQNU0ZhNU

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