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Snarf_Igraine  2 stars
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Registered: 2003-12-13 14:36:34
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/03/15/10700570-woman-88-strangled-to-death-by-clothes-caught-in-escalator


What a horrible way to go, it's like a Final Destination type death.
Moe_Nox  4 stars
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That's pretty horrible. Ban escalators!

 

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Coriolus  3 stars
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Abaddon_Ambrosius  4 stars
Title: Retired Theurgist TL
Posts: 1,674
Registered: 2001-12-21 09:51:39
Moe_Nox posted:

That's pretty horrible. Ban escalators!



Once you outlaw escalators, only outlaws will have escalators.

From the sound of the video, we may need to ban high staircases as well...

 

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Koneg  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-4 15:31:28
Well if you don't take the escalator you'll end up in the elevator and...


Woman crushed to death by elevator

 

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Voodoo-Dahl  2 stars
Posts: 469
Registered: 2002-5-11 05:11:16
Well, you could always just take the stairs...

FUCK!
Snarf_Igraine  2 stars
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Szerek  2 stars
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Registered: 2000-8-8 09:26:09
To summarize:

We must ban Stairs, elevators and escalators.

Hence forth, no building in the US shall be build taller than 1 story, nor shall it be built on anything other than a gentle incline!

 

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Thugoneous  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-11-2 18:00:54
My grandmother fell from a gentle incline and died. We need a better solution.

 

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BubbleDude  2 stars
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Registered: 2003-2-27 21:04:24
Why don't we just keep the good stuff and ban old people?

 

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