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Modeeb
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
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Last night I had a messianic-Jew ( a Jew who believes Christ is the messiah) call me for a prescreen date and she literally drove me nuts in five minutes. She went on and on , from the first hello to when I shortly said: "I have to go rearrange my sock drawer." She said: I argue with rabbis. My family disowned me for Jesus...blah blah.. You are going to hell. She was married to a pastor. I told her she should find another pastor. She said she was going in the other direction. I told her I was the other direction and if she could translate some of her religious fervor into sexual behavior I might listen to her.
It takes all kinds. But I don't advertise for a woman like this. She said God put her in my path to straighten me up. This stuff is so good for a short play. It's better than making it up.
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Moe_Nox
Title: In Moe We Trust
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Registered: 2007-2-4 12:17:56
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IMHO posted:
I'd do her
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IMHO
Title: Official Outpost Greeter
Posts: 2,287
Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
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Modeeb posted:
I told her I was the other direction and if she could translate some of her religious fervor into sexual behavior I might listen to her.
 
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IMHO
Title: Official Outpost Greeter
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Moe_Nox posted:
IMHO posted:
I'd do her
I'd do her twice if she wore a Tebow jersey 
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You're Right ~ Koneg
He's [Manegarm] like the Fred Phelps of atheism. ~Bubbledude
many of you are in the Republican boat, aka the ship of fools. ~Modeeb
We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different. ~Kurt Vonnegut
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Ptilk
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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The overtly and over the top religious ones are usually sucking your dick within the first hour of the date. And they really seem to like anal. A LOT.. prefer it to the point that it gets disturbing.
So for a quick and dirty screw, the religious ones are a good choice....as long as you can either never hear from them again or don't mind dealing with them being nut bags who cry about what they did with you the night before all day long, then want to do the exact same thing again...rinse, wash, repeat.
I think that their religion is simply a defense mechanism for them to try and excuse the fact that they are crazy masochistic hedonists. Sad really, if they could just accept that it's OK to enjoy life and they aren't doing anything wrong, they might be able to find happiness and mental stability.
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Ashmaele
Title: Pastor of Muppets
Posts: 1,809
Registered: 2002-1-15 08:30:50
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WTH are there no pics in this thread?
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Modeeb
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
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She might be the best piece of tail in the world. But, you had to hear the whiny-know-it-all pitch in her voice. She constantly appealed to authority. This is the type of woman where you can give her one of those dominant ass slappin giddyup futxes and the seraphim woiuld begin singing. I hear exactly what you are saying , Ptilk. Tapping that is like opening Pandoras box. I will pass.
Add some interpretive pics for us, Ash. You get the picture.
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Ashmaele
Title: Pastor of Muppets
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Is this her?
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Ptilk
Title: Creepy old pirate
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Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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