I had a buddy whose girlfriend was that stupid. I was in the car one day and she ran a stop sign. I was like, " Sarah! WTF!" She looked over and proudly told me that the stop signs with white borders were optional, that Rich had told her so when he had run a red light a few days back.
Knowing that Rich was too much of a self involved ass to realize he'd put his dear stupid lady in danger I pointed out that they all had this and that she should stop at all of them until she found one without a white border. Rich wasn't happy I told her, but he did sort of get it when I reminded him he had his GF running red lights all over town.
Come to think of it he wasn't much smarter than she was.
-----signature-----
