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Author Topic: If You Get Into a Fight With an Old Man You Must Kill Him [Locked]
Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
Because he knows he must kill you or he will lose. I just had this discussion with an 80 year old friend. The reasoning: The old man knows if you ever get up he loses the fight. Therefore, he must kill you when he has the opportunity.

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ZartanAround  3 stars
Title: Torpid Curmudgeon
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Registered: 2004-2-6 20:54:09

 

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what are nice chickens like you doing in a coop like this?
Mastara  4 stars
Posts: 1,446
Registered: 2004-12-29 22:52:21
haha done messed around and got dropped

 

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Registered: 2006-5-20 20:25:03



And know that's a movie


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the_great_intex  4 stars
Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 1,669
Registered: 2002-6-27 08:18:27
I accept this task. We shall see if there's a worthy soul in Shady Acres that can give me the fight I seek

 

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Registered: 2003-11-19 23:55:28

 

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RHWarrior  3 stars
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Registered: 2009-9-30 18:42:12
Shimatta33 posted:







Haha, I like the "Mortal Kombat" remix, pure comedy!

 

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Abaddon_Ambrosius  4 stars
Title: Retired Theurgist TL
Posts: 1,674
Registered: 2001-12-21 09:51:39
ZartanAround posted:





hehe this.

 

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reesescups  4 stars
Title: //Captain America
Posts: 2,537
Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
Shimatta33 posted:



 

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