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paulg_68  4 stars
Posts: 2,469
Registered: 2009-7-27 18:45:54
Every year tons of people die because they can't get organ transplants because matching donor organs aren't available.

Screw that! The government should just take whatever organs we need.

If someone needs a transplant lung, then have a bunch of goons drag some guy with the same blood type into the hospital and cut that bitch out of him. We're saving a frickin' life! Same thing with kidneys and corneas. And because we're compassionate we'll only take one of things where people have two. Maybe some skin for grafts too. Also liver cuttings because they grow back usually if you don't take too much.

Think about all the good we could do because we are good people.

 

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Nestor_II  1 star
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Sliders had an episode on this very thing.

 

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reesescups  4 stars
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Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
Just when you thought Paulg's semantics and analogies couldn't get any worse...

 

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paulg_68  4 stars
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Registered: 2009-7-27 18:45:54
People need to stop being so fkin' greedy with their organs.

Share the wealth bitches!

 

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GrilledCheez  4 stars
Title: The Lord's Balls
Posts: 1,060
Registered: 2006-3-22 11:06:32
Oh I don't think this is nearly his worst analogy.

I was thinking about it though, and I don't think I'd have any problem with mandatory blood giving. And I think that would have been a far more reasonable choice.

 

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-Espiritu-  2 stars
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Registered: 2004-11-29 18:27:00
whatever it takes to keep Cheney alive forever

 

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Cawlin  4 stars
Posts: 1,759
Registered: 2005-2-22 07:58:42
I expect all of you to support OTC - Occupy the Thoracic Cavity - the movement designed to force the sharing of organs - it's not really limited to the thoracic cavity but includes the abdominal cavity as well as the cranium, basically everything including: lungs, heart, kidneys, liver, eyes, and pretty much anything that can be transplanted.

 

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Bowlartz  1 star
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Registered: 2006-1-4 19:59:15
You were born with perfect organs and I was born with poor ones...I want my fair share, you didn't earn those organs!

 

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Eager_Igraine  4 stars
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aclS1pGHp8o

 

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