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Snarf_Igraine  2 stars
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Registered: 2003-12-13 14:36:34
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original article http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2012/03/29/ricks-cafe-jose-cansecos-twitter-lecture-on-global-warming-is-pure-comedy-gold-rip-al-gore/

Jose Canseco, former major league baseball player and roids user tweeted that “u clowns can’t comprehend global warning.” His promise to return the next night and educate the masses was true and boy did he deliver. True to his word, Canseco came back this morning with a barrage of tweets about recycling, the impending threat to polar bears, and how we can conserve energy by wearing flannel pajamas, “like the pioneers did.” But he also broke some big news during his Twitter rant: apparently, Al Gore has passed away.












Ashmaele  4 stars
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Snarf_Igraine posted:



omg I'm dying

 

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Mastara  4 stars
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Registered: 2004-12-29 22:52:21
half truths at best

 

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Eithne_Boadicea  1 star
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Registered: 2002-10-21 14:29:50
Mastara posted:

I missed the funny

 

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Mastara  4 stars
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Registered: 2004-12-29 22:52:21
I just dont see it as funny...

 

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Vydor  1 star
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Registered: 2001-12-24 21:14:09
Mastara posted:

I just dont see it as funny...



Oh man, it's comedy gold.

 

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Eager_Igraine  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-11-21 11:55:52
I like to parse one of those tweets as "reduce, reuse, recycle morons."

 

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