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Bonzoboy1  3 stars
Posts: 885
Registered: 2008-8-1 18:04:29
When my niece was little it was Girl Scout cookies and magazine subscriptions now she has been accepted into the Bleak Taylor Wilderness Research Station Internship Program, as my mother so proudly informed me. Then she came right out and said it would be a good idea if I sent her some money, rather blunt for her but she is my mom so what the heck. Since she was on a roll I asked her how much I should sent, she said she and my dad were sending her $1500 and I should do the same. My son was in the room listening and told me "you should always listen to your mother". I hate it when they use your own words against you.

 

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Fat_wong  2 stars
Posts: 293
Registered: 2007-2-6 07:59:17
"I have my own kids to care for"
ZigmundZag  4 stars
Title: Grammar Nazi
Posts: 1,211
Registered: 2002-3-25 23:03:00
Get a few hookers to balance things out a bit. The reverse will probably be true for them.

 

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Thugoneous  4 stars
Title: Watching Caliente, BRB.
Posts: 1,128
Registered: 2002-11-2 18:00:54
Fat_wong posted:

"I have my own kids to care for"



This was my first thought

 

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Bonzoboy1  3 stars
Posts: 885
Registered: 2008-8-1 18:04:29
You can't win that argument with your mother, the last time I tried that she says "so you launch one less rocket this year".

 

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Thugoneous  4 stars
Title: Watching Caliente, BRB.
Posts: 1,128
Registered: 2002-11-2 18:00:54
"Rockets make me happy. Why can't I be happy too?"

 

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Rikarus  2 stars
Title: Ultimate Badass
Posts: 267
Registered: 2002-2-24 12:24:32
I thought this was gonna be about age and hangovers....

 

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