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paulg_67
Title: Try vflyer.com
Posts: 3
Registered: 2002-10-1 09:37:48
tried to stick his wiener through the crucifixion holes in his hands?

I know I would have. That would have been the very first thing in fact.

 

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reesescups  4 stars
Title: //Captain America
Posts: 2,537
Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
Pretty sure I read somewhere in the bible that Jesus was a eunuch. And not the sissy kind of eunuch but a full on no gear kind of eunuch.

 

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Allstarslacker  3 stars
Posts: 757
Registered: 2006-5-23 20:09:28
Jesus was just a front for Mary Magdalene to spread her message.

She was with John the Baptist before him.
reesescups  4 stars
Title: //Captain America
Posts: 2,537
Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
Allstarslacker posted:

Jesus was just a front for Mary Magdalene to spread her message.

Oh she spread something alright...

 

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