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Hazel-wudi  4 stars
Posts: 2,254
Registered: 2003-8-4 09:48:57
Well, well. It's March!


/e flips her calendar over, and is slightly disheartened to see that the cat for March doesn't have a pink nose.


Ah, well. Hmm... the morning thread. Breakfasty things, yes. Let's see, what do we have here?


/e lays out a bigass pile of oranges, a dish of individually wrapped vivarin tablets, a few two liters of pop, and a tray full of cigarettes, then pauses, momentarily lost in thought.


Something is missing... aha.


/e sets out a huge godalmighty ashtray, then lights a candle and leaves it sitting nearby.


Imo, if an ashtray isn't big enough to hold at least two packs worth of butts, then it isn't big enough, period.


/e flips on some Ozzy.


Better, and good morning.

 

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Bhutthed  1 star
Title: His Bhuttness
Posts: 161
Registered: 2004-8-9 06:49:23
Morning! Er, afternoon.

 

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