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HeartView  4 stars
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What would it sound like?

 

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Deep, soul wrenching, sobbing sounds coming from my pants.
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Willem Dafoe.

 

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Reapist  4 stars
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQqx5EsbSfY

 

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Walker_ID  3 stars
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The voice would be a narration of my penis by Morgan Freeman....


which is fitting considering i named my penis Andy Dufresne


"Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to tunnel through the wall with it. Old Andy did it in less than twenty."

"Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. "

 

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HeartView  4 stars
Title: Be right back...
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Registered: 2001-12-20 08:11:56
Walker_ID posted:

The voice would be a narration of my penis by Morgan Freeman....


which is fitting considering i named my penis Andy Dufresne


"Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to tunnel through the wall with it. Old Andy did it in less than twenty."

"Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. "



So your penis went through a river of sh*t? That's gay.

 

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Walker_ID  3 stars
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HeartView posted:

So your penis went through a river of sh*t? That's gay.



it's interesting that of the infinite number of potential acts that quote could be referring to....that your mind's first thought was that of homosexuality.....that is very telling

 

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NonOffensiveName  3 stars
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIqttbRlJUQ

 

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HeartView  4 stars
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Walker_ID posted:

HeartView posted:

So your penis went through a river of sh*t? That's gay.



it's interesting that of the infinite number of potential acts that quote could be referring to....that your mind's first thought was that of homosexuality.....that is very telling



You're the one that named their penis after a person that was repeatedly sodomized in prison.

 

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