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My fortune cookie girlfriend tried wearing whipped cream and it was a disaster.
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BritonGuy
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
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1/1/00 12:00am
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My fortune cookie girlfriend tried wearing whipped cream and it was a disaster.
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I don't know why she chose chocolate whipped cream, but it dripped everywhere.
She didn't even offer to swing by today and help clean up the carpet. The next time I'm at her place I should cover myself in grape jam and roll around.
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Itab
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Registered: 2006-2-20 07:38:15
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My fortune cookie girlfriend tried wearing whipped cream and it was a disaster.
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Sounds reasonable.
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RavofMT
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Registered: 2008-5-24 08:06:20
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My fortune cookie girlfriend tried wearing whipped cream and it was a disaster.
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aon_mixed
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Posts: 2,317
Registered: 2002-8-19 07:30:30
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My fortune cookie girlfriend tried wearing whipped cream and it was a disaster.
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as a mustache?
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-Abysmal-
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Registered: 2000-12-20 06:45:24
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My fortune cookie girlfriend tried wearing whipped cream and it was a disaster.
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thankfully we have Brit here to counteract Sith's stories!
dont use grape jam...that cleans up...use peanut butter!
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Reapist
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
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My fortune cookie girlfriend tried wearing whipped cream and it was a disaster.
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She should have used vaseline: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfpyoGFJNNE
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BritonGuy
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
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Date Posted:
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My fortune cookie girlfriend tried wearing whipped cream and it was a disaster.
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-Abysmal- posted:
thankfully we have Brit here to counteract Sith's stories!
I think SWTOR already did that for us. The rage is palpable.
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Hawkson is the greatest. -Hawkson
Britonguy is usually right. -Onslaught on BT
“Do or do not... there is no try.†- Yodazami
Do you expect me to remember what I put in my mouth? -NSMachi
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.Kid.
Title: Disgustipated
Posts: 302
Registered: 2004-12-26 16:21:27
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My fortune cookie girlfriend tried wearing whipped cream and it was a disaster.
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BritonGuy
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
Subject:
My fortune cookie girlfriend tried wearing whipped cream and it was a disaster.
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there's no call for that .Korn.
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Briton Guy...persnickety...NEVER! -Murron (truly)
Hawkson is the greatest. -Hawkson
Britonguy is usually right. -Onslaught on BT
“Do or do not... there is no try.†- Yodazami
Do you expect me to remember what I put in my mouth? -NSMachi
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