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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perked up and said, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," the farmer said. "This is a special day for me. I am celebrating."

"This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating," said the woman.

''What a coincidence!" said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!"

"What a coincidence!" said the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized Eggs."

"That's great!" said the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I used a different cock," he replied.

The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, "What a coincidence!"

 

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notmforce2k  4 stars
Posts: 1,209
Registered: 2011-10-9 09:37:34
I don't get it.
pkhere  4 stars
Title: Yes, they are real
Posts: 2,683
Registered: 2003-9-4 16:38:32

 

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Unarmed-Yarr  2 stars
Title: Pirate of Harrrvestgain
Posts: 390
Registered: 2000-2-23 15:43:24
notmforce2k posted:

I don't get it.



she used a stunt cock

 

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Onslaught.  4 stars
Title: I've always wanted a title.
Posts: 1,377
Registered: 2001-2-13 13:46:37
The humor of the joke is ruined for me by the "I just found out I'm pregnant" lady at a bar part.

 

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Mangler_SC  4 stars
Title: Bellybutton Lint Collector
Posts: 1,856
Registered: 2003-12-2 08:37:05
Onslaught. posted:

The humor of the joke is ruined for me by the "I just found out I'm pregnant" lady at a bar part.

A chick who got knocked up by stepping out on her husband is already bereft of morals. Getting a drink while preggers only solidifies this.

 

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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
Onslaught. posted:

The humor of the joke is ruined for me by the "I just found out I'm pregnant" lady at a bar part.



That's a very sobering thing to hear when it may be your own.

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
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winga  4 stars
Title: Canadian
Posts: 2,256
Registered: 2001-4-27 15:46:32
Oh I get it... she cheated... and is drinking. haha... funny... right?
Speciaal  1 star
Posts: 57
Registered: 2002-1-17 21:33:01
LOL AIDS

 

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