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Anebriated  3 stars
Title: I should be reading a book
Posts: 650
Registered: 2003-1-27 21:26:11
and was treated and made sick by a total quack

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/15gnNF/www.moreintelligentlife.com/node/399/
Achim_LC  1 star
Title: Knuckle Dragging Thug
Posts: 192
Registered: 2002-1-20 00:31:45
Wow, interesting read.

 

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ikkoikki  4 stars
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Registered: 2009-2-8 10:34:47
Hitler killed them with poison gas

 

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notmforce2k  4 stars
Posts: 1,209
Registered: 2011-10-9 09:37:34
Heh.
Caoilin  4 stars
Title: Instigator
Posts: 2,278
Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
very interesting.

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
Read all about it before, it paints a new picture if you haven't heard of it already. The fart spin of this article is dumb though.

 

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Prunesquallor
Posts: 10
Registered: 2002-1-7 09:22:20
Hitler's farting abilities were well known for their epic and, indeed, Homeric qualities and quantities. His own doctor wrote that Hitler's "colossal flatulence occurred on a scale I have seldom encountered before." Even during childhood, Hitler was known for the number, crippling stench, and imposing magnitude of his farts. His own father referred to the young Hitler as "that damned windmill" and a "windy ruffian."

Below is a video parody of Hitler's farting attrocities. While it appears to be grossly exaggerated to the untrained eye, the shrewd observer will understand that the video actually downplays Hitler's farting acrobatics in order to make it believable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYSMm0Oj5HU
BritonGuy  4 stars
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
Prunesquallor posted:

Hitler's farting abilities were well known for their epic and, indeed, Homeric qualities and quantities. His own doctor wrote that Hitler's "colossal flatulence occurred on a scale I have seldom encountered before." Even during childhood, Hitler was known for the number, crippling stench, and imposing magnitude of his farts. His own father referred to the young Hitler as "that damned windmill" and a "windy ruffian."

Below is a video parody of Hitler's farting attrocities. While it appears to be grossly exaggerated to the untrained eye, the shrewd observer will understand that the video actually downplays Hitler's farting acrobatics in order to make it believable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYSMm0Oj5HU



WUL for you. Not for subject matter but for writing style. You're clearly in ACF's top 1%

 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
Prunesquallor posted:

Hitler's farting abilities were well known for their epic and, indeed, Homeric qualities and quantities. His own doctor wrote that Hitler's "colossal flatulence occurred on a scale I have seldom encountered before." Even during childhood, Hitler was known for the number, crippling stench, and imposing magnitude of his farts. His own father referred to the young Hitler as "that damned windmill" and a "windy ruffian."

Below is a video parody of Hitler's farting attrocities. While it appears to be grossly exaggerated to the untrained eye, the shrewd observer will understand that the video actually downplays Hitler's farting acrobatics in order to make it believable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYSMm0Oj5HU



OMG I needed that laugh after work!!

 

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