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Sith_Mauler  4 stars
Posts: 1,851
Registered: 2002-12-21 13:40:03
She was like you need to move to Korea and become a country singer and she was serious as a heart beat.

Not sure what to think.

Country is the only music I can sing because of my drawl/twang.

She is like you have the sound and the lived a country life to be the real thing and for some reason country is huge over there.

 

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Cuttlery  4 stars
Title: Wanna see what you missed?
Posts: 2,631
Registered: 2001-1-9 19:31:21
Please god and baby jesus post some videos to Youtube in a cowboy get up singing, I NEED IT.

 

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Reapist  4 stars
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Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
I thought you already were west and that Korea was east...as in the Far East. Anyway, I think you should do it. You would probably be a sensation there. You look like them but sound country without even trying. Plus, you're a little bit redneck. I think you should cover this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82dDnv9zeLs

 

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ferdinand.the.great  2 stars
Posts: 251
Registered: 2003-2-12 18:07:56
Reapist posted:

I thought you already were west and that Korea was east...as in the Far East. Anyway, I think you should do it. You would probably be a sensation there. You look like them but sound country without even trying. Plus, you're a little bit redneck. I think you should cover this song.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82dDnv9zeLs

But is he a little bit rock 'n' roll?

 

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Reapist  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
Hard to say Ferd, but the joke works better my way.

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
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winga  4 stars
Title: Canadian
Posts: 2,256
Registered: 2001-4-27 15:46:32
Cuttlery posted:

Please god and baby jesus post some videos to Youtube in a cowboy get up singing, I NEED IT.
Varece  4 stars
Posts: 1,096
Registered: 2002-1-7 21:48:11
winga posted:

Cuttlery posted:

Please god and baby jesus post some videos to Youtube in a cowboy get up singing, I NEED IT.

 

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zthar  1 star
Posts: 148
Registered: 2001-2-10 02:58:41
Varece posted:

winga posted:

Cuttlery posted:

Please god and baby jesus post some videos to Youtube in a cowboy get up singing, I NEED IT.


 

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Tipztoe  4 stars
Posts: 1,775
Registered: 2004-3-1 17:53:43
first things first..

to be eligible to be a country singer, has any of the following occurred?

-has your wife run away within the last year? Bonus points if it was with your best friend
-has your dog died, run away? Bonus points for running away with ex wife
-did your pickup truck break down in the last 30 days.. bonus points if it's on blocks in the front yard.