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Reapist Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster Posts: 4,367 Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16	Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Russian condom shortage.
	A few years ago George Bush received a call from Russian President Putin. He says to Bush "Our largest condom factory has exploded". "My people's favorite form of birth control." "This is a true disaster!" "Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied President Bush. "I do need your help" said Putin. "Could you send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?" "Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Bush. "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin. "es?" "Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10 inches long and 2 inches in diameter?" said Putin. "No problem," replied the President. Mr. Putin hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those stupid Americans will fall for any thing. George Bush hung up and called the CEO of a condom company. "I need a favor." "Can you send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia." "Consider it done," replied the CEO of the condom company. "Good! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10 inches long and 2 inches in diameter." "Easily done. Anything else?" "eah," said the President, "Print 'MADE IN AMERICA, ..SIZE: "SMALL" on each one!!". -----signature----- pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired. Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
winga Title: Canadian Posts: 2,256 Registered: 2001-4-27 15:46:32	Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Russian condom shortage.

NSMachin Title: Mighty Fruit Husk Posts: 324 Registered: 2002-8-29 17:48:31	Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Russian condom shortage.
	A joke so bad that I felt sorry for you, Reapist.
Dwaveran Title: Wants to Ban Canada... Posts: 909 Registered: 2003-1-23 11:01:28	Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Russian condom shortage.
	chuckle? -----signature----- www.deathstarinc.com
Reapist Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster Posts: 4,367 Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16	Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Russian condom shortage.
	NSMachin posted: A joke so bad that I felt sorry for you, Reapist. Hey NS, you ever seen those serial numbers on condoms? -----signature----- pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired. Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
Ah-Schoo Title: Fuzzy Caterpillar of Friendliness Posts: 3,034 Registered: 2000-8-11 09:05:29	Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Russian condom shortage.
	This joke, and the reply to NS are as old as condoms. -----signature----- . Opinion = fact. Anecdote = proof. Political label more important than either of those. Welcome to ACF, where debate goes to die. . "fascist totalitarian secular progressive Zionist intellectually challenged Christian puppets." - Aerlinthina
Reapist Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster Posts: 4,367 Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16	Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Russian condom shortage.
	Still, I bet he's never seen the serial numbers cause you have to unroll them all the way. -----signature----- pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired. Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF

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