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OG_Loki  3 stars
Title: *Pelvic Thrust*
Posts: 910
Registered: 2002-1-26 18:18:46
This is totally lame, but I am going to put it out there.

Before I was married to my wife, when we were teenagers and had been dating, or seeing each other (having sex) for a couple of months, I must have been about 17 and her 18, she sent me this email over AOL with the subject, "Don't dream it's over". I, not even thinking it was a song lyric figured she was breaking up with me over email. So I was really afraid to open it. I didn't open it until I communicated with her later, either in the day or the next day. Anyway, she didn't act like she had broken up with me, so when I got home I opened the email.

Don't remember what it said, but I was happy she didn't dump my arse.

The point is, punctuation and commas make a huge difference, the way I read it was like "Don't dream, it's over".

BOOM!

 

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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
Title: Top of the food chain
Posts: 1,620
Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
i love you


you had me at " This is totally lame"

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
Title: =^.^=
Posts: 2,771
Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
I thought it was a cute story.

 

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Achim_LC  1 star
Title: Knuckle Dragging Thug
Posts: 192
Registered: 2002-1-20 00:31:45
"Let's eat Grandma" vs "Let's eat, Grandma".

 

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Achim
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And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
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OG_Loki  3 stars
Title: *Pelvic Thrust*
Posts: 910
Registered: 2002-1-26 18:18:46
ew

 

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notmforce2k  4 stars
Posts: 1,209
Registered: 2011-10-9 09:37:34
I don't get it.
OG_Loki  3 stars
Title: *Pelvic Thrust*
Posts: 910
Registered: 2002-1-26 18:18:46
notmforce2k posted:

I'm retarded



yes, we know.

 

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