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Reapist Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster Posts: 4,367 Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16	Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: I asked my wife if she was retarded.
	I had cut a piece of trim to put at the bottom on the outside of the tub to hold the linoleum down. I drilled the holes in it and had her get down and lay a bead of silicon to set it in then I screwed it down. It's kind of a hard place for me to get down to now. Afterwards I asked if she could lay a bead at the top corner and she agreed. Afterwards she was saying, "How do I get this off my fignernails?" I'm like, "I dunno....wash your hands?" So she started washing them and then started to rant: "This isn't coming off! You should have told me!" I'M like, "ou should have asked." She's carrying on and getting worse and cussing up a blue streak and the more she cusses the more I laugh. I'm about out of breath and get out, "Are you Fing retarded?" And she said, "es......NO!" I'm surprised I didn't die laughing. -----signature----- pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired. Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
Sgian_Dubh Posts: 446 Registered: 2003-4-7 10:19:52	Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: I asked my wife if she was retarded.
	COOL STORY! -----signature----- "ou'll rue the day you crossed me Trebek!"
Fozzie_Bear Posts: 2,490 Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43	Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: I asked my wife if she was retarded.
	so hows that couch treatin ya bud? -----signature----- The Oatmeal Butterscotch paired with a Snickerdoodle turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate, it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator. ---AkagiyamaMissile
Reapist Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster Posts: 4,367 Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16	Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: I asked my wife if she was retarded.
	Ah, this is pretty normal actually. She's such a hothead and I think everything is funny after my stroke. I can't help but laugh and she knows it. The funniest was when she started to say that yes she was retarded. -----signature----- pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired. Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
regulator_cracka Title: They finally recognized greatness. Posts: 3,726 Registered: 2009-1-6 15:07:53	Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: I asked my wife if she was retarded.
	-----signature----- Self Appointed Smart Ass - Level 80 If you think my opinion is idiotic, re-read yours. Dont worry I will give my opinion anyways. The PvP MMO is NOT a "niche" market, Mythic is just a "niche" company.
Ungabhunga Posts: 319 Registered: 2008-8-7 11:25:39	Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: I asked my wife if she was retarded.
	Well she did marry you... -----signature----- Grimdiegn_the_Gimp RIP Grim451 RIP DDO Knights of Siberys Cannith
Reapist Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster Posts: 4,367 Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16	Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: I asked my wife if she was retarded.
	Ungabhunga posted: Well she did marry you... Exactly. -----signature----- pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired. Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
V_the_Warder Posts: 30 Registered: 2001-12-20 14:54:40	Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: I asked my wife if she was retarded.
	If you spit on your fingers to rub the bead in, it doesn't stick nearly as much.
Reapist Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster Posts: 4,367 Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16	Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: I asked my wife if she was retarded.
	I'm sure it washed off. I had some on me too and it washed off and she hasn't said anything since. -----signature----- pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired. Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF

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