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A story about my day....
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Ptilk
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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A story about my day....
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So, I woke up and wandered upstairs. Made some coffee then went out on my deck. Found my neighbor cuddled up next to this chick from the gas station, kicked him in the back and pointed towards his house....then came back inside...
Checked my bank account online. I'm poor and stuff. NO biggie...I'm used to it.
Played a few hours of TF2....I rock as a pyro. Believe it bitch!
Watched a lot of lesbo porn. Not sure why I love to see old women have sex with young girls....but I do. Almost got hard...but fell asleep.
Woke up, drove to the gas station and bought some bread. Made dinner.
ho hum...another day. What are you up to?
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-Foxy-
Title: Moderator
Ãœber Brat
Posts: 6,565
Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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A story about my day....
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going to bed lol
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Long suffering vassal to Xarkath, U.P. - Forever and ever
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AkagiyamaMissile
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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A story about my day....
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Didn't you get a new couch in the middle of all this?
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Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan-
Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling
and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD
Bring it on like Donkey Kong
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FineYoungCannibals
Title: Top of the food chain
Posts: 1,620
Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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i rate this story...
Almost got hard
ps
old/young lezz porn is the best
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 FYC
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Fozzie_Bear
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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A story about my day....
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Ptilk posted:
once upon a time,
There was a princess
and she lived
Happily ever after
The end, go to sleep
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The Oatmeal Butterscotch paired with a Snickerdoodle
turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina
Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate,
it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator.
---AkagiyamaMissile
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Ptilk
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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A story about my day....
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I forgot about the couch thing.
They delivered, It's green. The end.
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RavofMT
Posts: 355
Registered: 2008-5-24 08:06:20
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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A story about my day....
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Ptilk posted:
So, I woke up and wandered upstairs. Made some coffee then went out on my deck. Found my neighbor cuddled up next to this chick from the gas station, kicked him in the back and pointed towards his house....then came back inside...
you gotta record that stuff, man
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jungalist
Posts: 216
Registered: 2001-8-25 10:21:58
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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A story about my day....
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AAAA++++ would read again
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ev'ry day is a good day... some are jus' bettah...
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