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Ptilk
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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1/1/00 12:00am
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I've been awake for 36 hours, just starting to get tired and....
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I get called for emergency back-up baby sitter duty.
I wonder if you can safely lock a 30 month old in the bathroom with a bowl of food on the floor or something? 
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FineYoungCannibals
Title: Top of the food chain
Posts: 1,620
Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
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1/1/00 12:00am
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I've been awake for 36 hours, just starting to get tired and....
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Mon: eat your vegetables or you're going to uncle Ptilk's house
Kids: nom non non
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Fozzie_Bear
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
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1/1/00 12:00am
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I've been awake for 36 hours, just starting to get tired and....
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Thanks for watching our kid, did you change him?
Probably.
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Ptilk
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
Subject:
I've been awake for 36 hours, just starting to get tired and....
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I've watched him before, he is easy to handle, pop cartoon into dvd player, put a blanket on the floor in front of TV and put a bunch of toy trucks and some tennis balls on it. Put him in the middle of them all. Keep some cut up apples in a bowl at hand for snacks, watch cartoons with him till he falls asleep. Snoop around the house after he is asleep to see what weird stuff they are up to these days.
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AkagiyamaMissile
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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I've been awake for 36 hours, just starting to get tired and....
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Ptilk posted:
I've watched him before, he is easy to handle, pop cartoon into dvd player, put a blanket on the floor in front of TV and put a bunch of toy trucks and some tennis balls on it. Put him in the middle of them all. Keep some cut up apples in a bowl at hand for snacks, watch cartoons with him till he falls asleep. Snoop around the house after he is asleep to see what weird stuff they are up to these days.
Always start with the medicine cabinet. Then move to bedroom drawers.
Oh and if you need to stay awake, grab a  on the way to their place.
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Caledric
Title: Pew! Pew! Pew!
Posts: 1,327
Registered: 2001-12-22 07:59:39
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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I've been awake for 36 hours, just starting to get tired and....
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AkagiyamaMissile posted:
Ptilk posted:
I've watched him before, he is easy to handle, pop cartoon into dvd player, put a blanket on the floor in front of TV and put a bunch of toy trucks and some tennis balls on it. Put him in the middle of them all. Keep some cut up apples in a bowl at hand for snacks, watch cartoons with him till he falls asleep. Snoop around the house after he is asleep to see what weird stuff they are up to these days.
Always start with the medicine cabinet. Then move to bedroom drawers.
Oh and if you need to stay awake, grab a on the way to their place.
Don't forget to check under the mattress.
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Ptilk
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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I've been awake for 36 hours, just starting to get tired and....
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LOL
Thanks for the tips. I'm off for a fun night. I'm going to teach him another limerick, just like I did the last time I got dragooned into sitter duty. 
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-Foxy-
Title: Moderator
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Posts: 6,565
Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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I've been awake for 36 hours, just starting to get tired and....
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you would make an AWESOME babysitter lol
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notmforce2k
Posts: 1,209
Registered: 2011-10-9 09:37:34
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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I've been awake for 36 hours, just starting to get tired and....
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Heh, with how much I hear about online blogs/message boards/chats/whatever being used against people in court...
I'm outta here.
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