So, a guy walking past a bar sees a sign in the window looking to hire a piano player for the night shift. He walks in and talks to the manager. The manager says he'll hear him audition the next night after the bar closes. The man agrees.
The next night, he shows up and sits down with the manager.
"OK Well, I'm looking for low key music that is background friendly."
"No problem..the thing is, I play only the original music I have written."
Skeptical, the manager says, "OK, play one of your songs for me."
The man plays a beautiful, intricate yet soothing piece, much to the manager's asonishment.
"That was WONDERFUL! What a beautiful song! What do you call it?"
I call it "I'm gonna throat F*** you until you gag for breath, then choke on my A** while you lick it B****."
"Ummm....I...ok..well...that's weird, but.." remembering how beautiful the song was he makes a deal with the piano player.
"Look, you can come and play here, but you can never say what the names of your songs are. Deal?"
A deal is reached, and the piano player starts his first night. He plays song after song of amazing melodies, and the crowd loves him. After his first set, he stands up from his piano, and a woman near the stage stands up and says...
"Oh my! Your C*** is hanging out of your unzipped fly, and I can see your hairy balls!"
The pianist replies "Oh please...I F***ing wrote that song!"
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Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan-
Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling
and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD
Bring it on like Donkey Kong
