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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Government Investigates Rancher
The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

GOVT AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.

RANCHER: Well, there’s my hired hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.


Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

GOVT AGENT: That’s the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.

RANCHER: That would be me.

 

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winga  4 stars
Title: Canadian
Posts: 2,256
Registered: 2001-4-27 15:46:32
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Government Investigates Rancher
Heh
Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Government Investigates Rancher
HAHAHAHA!

 

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Aerlinthian  4 stars
Posts: 2,126
Registered: 2001-5-7 23:53:38
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Government Investigates Rancher
Say, what happened here... You actually posted a funny joke.
Gaevren  4 stars
Title: Wat do?
Posts: 1,181
Registered: 2004-9-15 09:29:36
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Government Investigates Rancher
LOL nice

 

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Sith_Mauler  4 stars
Posts: 1,851
Registered: 2002-12-21 13:40:03
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Government Investigates Rancher
thats actually one of your better fwd fwd fwd jokes.

 

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Lanacan  3 stars
Title: Random, Crazy, Mental....
Posts: 789
Registered: 2002-2-19 17:27:59
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Government Investigates Rancher
Fozzie_Bear posted:
HAHAHAHA!
Ah-Schoo  4 stars
Title: Fuzzy Caterpillar of Friendliness
Posts: 3,034
Registered: 2000-8-11 09:05:29
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Government Investigates Rancher
Lanacan posted:
Fozzie_Bear posted:
HAHAHAHA!

 

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Rhodoman  4 stars
Posts: 1,397
Registered: 2001-6-14 21:02:19
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Government Investigates Rancher
Nice.

Rho

 

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