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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
I had 2 cysts removed from under my scalp last Friday. Last night my wife's bird latched onto one and did his best to jerk it out of my head. It still hurts. Lille bastard. Stop grooming me!

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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cysts? you're getting to be more like an old dog everyday!

 

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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
LOL, I know. I also have a big mole on the side of my head and a few small ones. I got my hair cut short for this. When I get the staples removed Monday he's going to remove the moles too. The only thing I dread is the numbing shots. Good God they hurt for several seconds. Seems like an eternity though.

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
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Lanacan  3 stars
Title: Random, Crazy, Mental....
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Registered: 2002-2-19 17:27:59
Shazami  2 stars
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Lanacan posted:



That GIF is so wrong...
Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
Reapist posted:

LOL, I know. I also have a big mole on the side of my head and a few small ones. I got my hair cut short for this. When I get the staples removed Monday he's going to remove the moles too. The only thing I dread is the numbing shots. Good God they hurt for several seconds. Seems like an eternity though.



yeah, the numbing shot in my cut on Halloween was far more painful than the cut itself.

 

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Webscar  3 stars
Title: /Yiffs in Hell [face_furry]
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Registered: 2002-11-30 00:27:37
So... a bird landed on your head and proceeded to try to rip a staple out of it?

That sounds extremely funny... I'm picturing you running around like Ace Ventura did from the Bat Cave...

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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Webscar posted:

So... a bird landed on your head and proceeded to try to rip a staple out of it?

That sounds extremely funny... I'm picturing you running around like Ace Ventura did from the Bat Cave...



I was imagining the same kind of thing... reapist flailing around with a bird attached and to his head flapping.

 

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