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Author Topic: Ummm Tessa... is there something you need to share with Cutt? [Locked]
Caledric  4 stars
Title: Pew! Pew! Pew!
Posts: 1,327
Registered: 2001-12-22 07:59:39
Just received this email in my spam folder...


Quote:

This action requires a response as Tessa has requested one.

"Hey its me Tessa. Thought u might want to go for a drink...maybe some fun in the bed after."

You may browse Tessa's profile and contact her at:

[link removed]

Tessa has enabled profile browse and message relay from you.



I hope you aren't trying to seduce me and leave Cutt! I won't be havin none of that!

 

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Talehon69  3 stars
Title: Anonymous Entity
Posts: 525
Registered: 2002-12-11 10:09:58
Anonymous

 

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jonus156  3 stars
Posts: 906
Registered: 2005-10-12 11:53:45
wow even the boards didnt want me to make that claim

 

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This thread begs the question: do the "women" of ACF use a funnel to get that much sand in their vagina or do they just slide around the beach like an angry Roomba? -deadcactus-
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Cuttlery  4 stars
Title: Wanna see what you missed?
Posts: 2,631
Registered: 2001-1-9 19:31:21
Its prolly because I got that owie on my pee pee

 

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jonus156  3 stars
Posts: 906
Registered: 2005-10-12 11:53:45
cutt you have to wash that thing every once in awhile

 

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This thread begs the question: do the "women" of ACF use a funnel to get that much sand in their vagina or do they just slide around the beach like an angry Roomba? -deadcactus-
"I could go for some cock"--cute_but_stupid
Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
By 'fun in the bed' she means Cutt will be there, in the bunny suit.

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
Dark_EternalFF posted:

By 'fun in the bed' she means Cutt will be there, in the bunny suit.



Also I initially finished that sentence with 'bunny s***' which would be even worse.

 

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DE/Mr Pants 2012
regulator_cracka  4 stars
Title: They finally recognized greatness.
Posts: 3,726
Registered: 2009-1-6 15:07:53
Cuttlery posted:

Its prolly because I got that owie on my pee pee



Nope, she told me that was the biggest thing you have ever down there so it is a vast improvement!


I hope that did not sound insensitive and hurt your feelings.

 

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Caledric  4 stars
Title: Pew! Pew! Pew!
Posts: 1,327
Registered: 2001-12-22 07:59:39
Dark_EternalFF posted:

By 'fun in the bed' she means Cutt will be there, in the bunny suit.



I'm ok with that.

 

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jonus156  3 stars
Posts: 906
Registered: 2005-10-12 11:53:45
Dark_EternalFF posted:

Dark_EternalFF posted:

By 'fun in the bed' she means Cutt will be there, in the bunny suit.



Also I initially finished that sentence with 'bunny s***' which would be even worse.



or even better

 

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This thread begs the question: do the "women" of ACF use a funnel to get that much sand in their vagina or do they just slide around the beach like an angry Roomba? -deadcactus-
"I could go for some cock"--cute_but_stupid

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