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Cawlin  4 stars
Posts: 1,759
Registered: 2005-2-22 07:58:42
Liberals say 'Arsenal of Weapons', Conservatives say 'Gun Collection'.
Liberals say 'Delicate Wetlands', Conservatives say 'Swamp'.
Liberals say 'Undocumented Worker', Conservatives say 'Illegal Alien'.
Liberals say 'Cruelty-Free Materials', Conservatives say 'Synthetic Fiber'.
Liberals say 'Assault and Battery', Conservatives say 'Attitude Adjustment'.
Liberals say 'Heavily Armed', Conservatives say 'Well-protected'.
Liberals say 'Narrow-minded', Conservatives say 'Righteous'.
Liberals say 'Taxes or Your Fair Share', Conservatives say 'Coerced Theft'.
Liberals say 'Commonsense Gun Control', Conservatives say 'Gun Confiscation Plot'.
Liberals say 'Illegal Hazardous Explosives', Conservatives say 'Fireworks or Stump Removal'.
Liberals say 'Non-viable Tissue Mass', Conservatives say 'Unborn Baby'.
Liberals say 'Equal Access to Opportunity', Conservatives say 'Socialism'.
Liberals say 'Multicultural Community', Conservatives say 'High Crime Area'.
Liberals say 'Fairness or Social Progress', Conservatives say 'Marxism'.
Liberals say 'Upper Class or "The Rich"', Conservatives say 'Self-Employed'.
Liberals say 'Progressive, Change', Conservatives say 'Big Government Scheme'.
Liberals say 'Homeless or Disadvantaged', Conservatives say 'Bums or Welfare Leeches'.
Liberals say 'Sniper Rifle', Conservatives say 'Deer Rifle with Scope'.
Liberals say 'Investment For the Future', Conservatives say 'Higher Taxes'.
Liberals say 'Healthcare Reform', Conservatives say 'Socialized Medicine'.
Liberals say 'Extremist, Judgemental, or Hater', Conservatives say 'Conservative'.
Liberals say 'Truants', Conservatives say 'Homeschoolers'.
Liberals say 'Victim or Oppressed', Conservatives say 'Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing'.
Liberals say 'High Capacity Magazine', Conservatives say 'Standard Capacity Magazine'.
Liberals say 'Religious Zealot', Conservatives say 'Attends Church'.
Liberals say 'Rfair Trade Coffee', Conservatives say 'Overpriced Yuppie Coffee'.
Liberals say 'Exploiters or "The Rich"', Conservatives say 'Employed or Land Owner'.
Liberals say 'The Gun Lobby', Conservatives say 'NRA Members'.
Liberals say 'Assault Weapon', Conservatives say 'Semi-Automatic handgun'.
Liberals say 'Fiscal Stimulus', Conservatives say 'New Taxes and Higher Taxes'.
Liberals say 'Same Sex Marriage', Conservatives say 'Legalized Perversion'.
Liberals say 'Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting', Conservatives say 'Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs'.
Liberals say 'Accepted Fact', Conservatives say 'Horse Shit'.

 

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winga  4 stars
Title: Canadian
Posts: 2,256
Registered: 2001-4-27 15:46:32
LIBERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLSS... right?
Dwaveran  3 stars
Title: Wants to Ban Canada...
Posts: 909
Registered: 2003-1-23 11:01:28
I didn't read the list.

 

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Cawlin  4 stars
Posts: 1,759
Registered: 2005-2-22 07:58:42
winga posted:

LIBERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLSS... right?



I don't know about that. It was a forwarded e-mail thing and I got a few laughs out of it (from both directions), thought I'd post it here for the same laughs.

 

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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
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winga  4 stars
Title: Canadian
Posts: 2,256
Registered: 2001-4-27 15:46:32
Reapist posted:

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ironing.

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