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-Prismatic- [Archive]  3 stars
Title: Keeper of the Ratings
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Posts: 538
Registered: 2002-11-18 18:05:28
Mother: So did you hear the new conspiracy? This Breitbart guy had a video and was found dead of "natural causes"; a heart attack, at 43. It showed obama doing some really racist stuff
Uncle: And did you hear about Michelle? She was disbarred from practicing law. Seriously, why doesn't someone just shoot him anyway.
Sister: I didn't vote for him, he did (gesturing to me)
Brother in Law: And did you know he's taken the most vacation days of any president?


I tried to get a word in edge wise but apparently I didn't know what I was talking about when I said all presidents take a crap load of days off.

 

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Rhodoman  4 stars
Posts: 1,397
Registered: 2001-6-14 21:02:19
Those kinds of things frustrate me.

There's plenty of reason to vote him out of office already w/o makin' stuff up.

Rho

 

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Brandun  4 stars
Posts: 1,834
Registered: 2002-1-23 10:11:50
Those kinds of things frustrate me.

There's plenty of reason to vote him out of office without being a racist idiot


(I am talking to my father in law!!)

 

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Ferrydust  3 stars
Title: Iron Chef Jennifer
Posts: 938
Registered: 2002-9-4 20:32:54
I spend my dinner time with YOU PEOPLE and the political chat is a disaster.

 

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the_great_ontex  3 stars
Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 791
Registered: 2012-2-13 18:38:12
lol my parents are the same way sometimes
winga  4 stars
Title: Canadian
Posts: 2,256
Registered: 2001-4-27 15:46:32
Family dinner? That only happens maybe once a year for me.
Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
I talked to a business yesterday that was absolutely adamant that any channel lineup they got would include Fox News as that was all they watched.... 24 hours a day.

 

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