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Caoilin  4 stars
Title: Instigator
Posts: 2,278
Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
nothing kills a nap in the hammock like finding a black widow 1cm from your hand as you're uncovering the hammock. i killed the isht out of it and came back inside.

 

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jonus156  3 stars
Posts: 906
Registered: 2005-10-12 11:53:45
sissy they dont eat much

j/k i hate those things ill pick up and play with tarantulas but black widows freak me out

 

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This thread begs the question: do the "women" of ACF use a funnel to get that much sand in their vagina or do they just slide around the beach like an angry Roomba? -deadcactus-
"I could go for some cock"--cute_but_stupid
AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
I'd be pissed too if I found Theresa Russel in my hammock!

 

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Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan-
Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling
and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD
Bring it on like Donkey Kong
Kordirn  4 stars
Title: Pirate Prince
Posts: 1,513
Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
Thankfully I solved this issue by not going outside.

 

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TickyAtack  4 stars
Posts: 1,303
Registered: 2001-10-23 15:46:32
Kordirn posted:

Thankfully I solved this issue by not going outside.



And the rest of us thank you

 

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i, ticky.
Motar98  2 stars
Title: cool guy
Posts: 363
Registered: 2003-1-4 17:18:32
there are probably other ones in your hair right now

 

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TickyAtack  4 stars
Posts: 1,303
Registered: 2001-10-23 15:46:32
When I was in oregon once I went out and caught some black widows.

Not really sure why. I think just cause they're all neurotoxiny dangerous.

 

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i, ticky.
Caoilin  4 stars
Title: Instigator
Posts: 2,278
Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
ticky you can come over to my house and play with oodles of them if you'd like. i don't care about them when they're not about to come into contact with me.

 

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"Cao is really an asexual cricket from outer space" - Bernion
"I just wish you had man bits" - ShalisR
"i'll be your dirty ignorant redneck if you will be my drugged out cripple bitch" - shaggynuts24
"again, I'm stupid" - Brandun

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