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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
And he had this odd habit of saving all the foreskins in a jar on his desk. After a while someone asked what he was going to do with them and he just popped off the first thing that came to him head. He said, "I'm going to take them to a taxidermist and see what he can make!"

Well, after a bit of teasing he decided he by golly would do that. So he takes his jar and trots down to a taxidermist and sets the jar down and asks what can be made. The taxidermist looks the jar over and says, "Give me a week and come back, I'll figure something out."

After a week the doctor goes back and the taxidermist smile and pulls a box out from under the counter. The doctor opens it and takes out a wallet and says, "A wallet" You made me a wallet?" With a frown on his face.

The taxidermist say, "es, but if you rub it a while it turns into a suitcase!"

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
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jonus156  3 stars
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Registered: 2005-10-12 11:53:45
lol

 

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This thread begs the question: do the "women" of ACF use a funnel to get that much sand in their vagina or do they just slide around the beach like an angry Roomba? -deadcactus-
"I could go for some cock"--cute_but_stupid
Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
And fyi this is not a forward. I actually had to type this one out.

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
JD_HOGG  4 stars
Posts: 2,846
Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
Old joke is old.
TickyAtack  4 stars
Posts: 1,303
Registered: 2001-10-23 15:46:32
Reapist posted:

And fyi this is not a forward. I actually had to type this one out.



Almost makes it worse

 

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i, ticky.
Itab  4 stars
Title: I
Posts: 1,020
Registered: 2006-2-20 07:38:15
Forward it like it hots.

 

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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
Well of course it's old...so are you! <hobbles away>

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
TickyAtack posted:

Reapist posted:

And fyi this is not a forward. I actually had to type this one out.



Almost makes it worse



You're just mad because I've not sent you any hand type letters.

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF

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