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timtheswordsman  1 star
Posts: 127
Registered: 2002-3-1 20:06:10
Inquiring minds need to know
AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
Oh the 'Norway horse-race .gif' I could post.

Google is your friend...

 

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Bring it on like Donkey Kong
.Sylva.  1 star
Title: The Beer Fairy
Posts: 236
Registered: 2001-4-8 18:38:12
I don't think that getting jizz on my pants while in a huge crowd on the Champs-Élysées counts. However, that would be the closest I've come. No pun intended.

 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
.Sylva. posted:

I don't think that getting jizz on my pants while in a huge crowd on the Champs-Élysées counts. However, that would be the closest I've come. No pun intended.



Oh my....hold on...


Do go on...

 

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Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan-
Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling
and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD
Bring it on like Donkey Kong
.Sylva.  1 star
Title: The Beer Fairy
Posts: 236
Registered: 2001-4-8 18:38:12
Weird things happen when the French celebrate their soccer wins. Paris Saint-Germain had just won something that was apparently important because the Champs-Elysées was closed to traffic and full of people.

Oh look - I found a picture from that time!


Anyway, that pic shows room to move. My sisters and I were close enough to the soccer players that everyone was jammed in nuts to butts - quite literally, as it turns out. I felt someone behind me getting creepily close and bumping up against me quite a bit, but being a rather naive 19 year old, I didn't think too much of it. I later discovered what had been going on

 

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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Elitist.
Rhodoman  4 stars
Posts: 1,397
Registered: 2001-6-14 21:02:19
Pas Possible!!!

Rho

 

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the_great_ontex  3 stars
Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 791
Registered: 2012-2-13 18:38:12
Nuts to butts is always a fun time for everyone

Except if you get jizzed on, that is
TickyAtack  4 stars
Posts: 1,303
Registered: 2001-10-23 15:46:32
I've boned a lot of places.


Every time it was an event on its own.

 

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