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Author Topic: I told the blond clerk at the drug store to sell me head & shoulders. [Locked]
Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
She asked me what shoulders was.

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
TickyAtack  4 stars
Posts: 1,303
Registered: 2001-10-23 15:46:32
20 years ago called and....

 

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i, ticky.
JD_HOGG  4 stars
Posts: 2,846
Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
I think u did this joke 2 days ago. Early alzheimer's?
Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
TickyAtack posted:

20 years ago called and....





Well..............are you any better at it now than you were then?

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
TickyAtack  4 stars
Posts: 1,303
Registered: 2001-10-23 15:46:32
.... Loads.

 

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i, ticky.
Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
LOL, swallow huh?

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
rabbitslayer  3 stars
Posts: 518
Registered: 2001-8-26 17:08:06
clerk: That'll be $1.05
dude: The box says 99¢
clerk: It is 99¢ for the condoms and 6¢ for the tax
dude: Oh, so that's how they stay on!
clerk:
Rockerchickie007  1 star
Title: Queen of the Attention Whores
Posts: 121
Registered: 2002-8-15 19:36:03
TickyAtack posted:

.... Loads.



I giggled.

 

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