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A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...
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Reapist
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
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1/1/00 12:00am
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A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...
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"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
His wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep,
Not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, You'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
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winga
Title: Canadian
Posts: 2,256
Registered: 2001-4-27 15:46:32
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A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...
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levgre
Posts: 606
Registered: 2001-10-24 07:24:49
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1/1/00 12:00am
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A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...
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He sounds like an asshole.
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Reapist
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
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A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...
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levgre posted:
He sounds like an asshole.
I hate to make snap decisions like this based on limited information. I figure the 2 of them have a lot of history we will never know about.
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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
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deadcactus
Posts: 669
Registered: 2001-12-27 09:17:08
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...
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Reapist posted:
levgre posted:
He sounds like an asshole.
I hate to make snap decisions like this based on limited information. I figure the 2 of them have a lot of history we will never know about.
Lmao, funnier than the joke.
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'member dat?
True dat.
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Reapist
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
Subject:
A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...
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I get lucky sometimes.
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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
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winga
Title: Canadian
Posts: 2,256
Registered: 2001-4-27 15:46:32
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
Subject:
A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...
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Reapist posted:
levgre posted:
He sounds like an asshole.
I hate to make snap decisions like this based on limited information. I figure the 2 of them have a lot of history we will never know about.
Heh
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