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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

His wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep,
Not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, You'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
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winga  4 stars
Title: Canadian
Posts: 2,256
Registered: 2001-4-27 15:46:32
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levgre  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-10-24 07:24:49
He sounds like an asshole.

 

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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
levgre posted:

He sounds like an asshole.



I hate to make snap decisions like this based on limited information. I figure the 2 of them have a lot of history we will never know about.

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
deadcactus  3 stars
Posts: 669
Registered: 2001-12-27 09:17:08
Reapist posted:

levgre posted:

He sounds like an asshole.



I hate to make snap decisions like this based on limited information. I figure the 2 of them have a lot of history we will never know about.



Lmao, funnier than the joke.

 

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'member dat?
True dat.
Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
I get lucky sometimes.

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
winga  4 stars
Title: Canadian
Posts: 2,256
Registered: 2001-4-27 15:46:32
Reapist posted:

levgre posted:

He sounds like an asshole.



I hate to make snap decisions like this based on limited information. I figure the 2 of them have a lot of history we will never know about.


Heh