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Caoilin  4 stars
Title: Instigator
Posts: 2,278
Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
she brought me a lizard i thought was dead but i know how well they play dead so i walked around with it in my hand and it started breathing so i was like cool. i released in the area i always release them because it provides good cover and good sunning spots and good eats. 5 minutes later she brings me another lizard. it was the SAME GODDAMN LIZARD! i know this because the first one had one eye closed and it was all bloody. this one had the same bloody eye. stupid goddamn lizard.

 

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myxomatosis8  3 stars
Title: amateur zookeeper
Posts: 800
Registered: 2001-7-14 23:45:21
This is in part why I'm an evil owner who doesn't allow my cat to leave the house. That and I don't want to deal with him being hit by a car...

 

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Rodriks_Fury  2 stars
Posts: 366
Registered: 2001-5-30 19:27:12
myxomatosis8 posted:

This is in part why I'm an evil owner who doesn't allow my cat to leave the house. That and I don't want to deal with him being hit by a car...



We just recently moved from somewhere we wouldn't let our cats venture outside to a place where they can come and go as they please... I have lost count of how many mice we've woke up to missing heads, spleens, legs and other random body parts. One of our cats really enjoys bringing them in and ripping them to pieces before he goes out to find another. I swear there was one night each time he left and came back he had another mouse with him. We lost count after around mouse #6.

 

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silvadel  1 star
Title: MMRPG Expert
Posts: 165
Registered: 2001-4-18 11:54:17
It is just upset that you did not like the gift, or so very incompetent of a hunter that you let it get away.

 

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-Foxy-  5 stars
Title: Moderator
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Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
silvadel posted:

It is just upset that you did not like the gift, or so very incompetent of a hunter that you let it get away.



/snickers

 

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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
Title: Top of the food chain
Posts: 1,620
Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
the cat is thinking


" gotta lay off the cat nip, i swear i killed this already, oh well the woman won't notice"

 

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-Eps  3 stars
Title: I Love Boobies. And Butts, too!
Posts: 771
Registered: 2007-5-30 21:33:21
my cats just rip the heads off of entire families of baby bunnies one after another

 

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