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Why can't elevators generate electricity?
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JD_HOGG
Posts: 2,846
Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
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1/1/00 12:00am
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Why can't elevators generate electricity?
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Seriously, put a fat farm on the top floor of skyscraper, hook up generator to elevator that works when it goes down. Fatties can walk up to top floor, pile into elevator and generate electricity on way down to McDonalds on first floor. Totally sustainable! Any thoughts on this?
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Surge_MT
Posts: 213
Registered: 2001-5-9 11:10:00
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Why can't elevators generate electricity?
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JD_HOGG posted:
...Fatties can walk up to top floor...
I think I found a flaw in your plan.
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Sith_Mauler
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Registered: 2002-12-21 13:40:03
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Why can't elevators generate electricity?
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Surge_MT posted:
JD_HOGG posted:
...Fatties can walk up to top floor...
I think I found a flaw in your plan.
call it a gym and people will pay you to use it.
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JD_HOGG
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Why can't elevators generate electricity?
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Surge_MT posted:
JD_HOGG posted:
...Fatties can walk up to top floor...
I think I found a flaw in your plan.
What if gears are put on the McDonalds chairs, when they sit down it turns a crank for an escalator? Fatties could stand their way to the top floor! My renewable electical system just keeps getting better.
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Surge_MT
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Registered: 2001-5-9 11:10:00
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Date Posted:
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Why can't elevators generate electricity?
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JD_HOGG posted:
Surge_MT posted:
JD_HOGG posted:
...Fatties can walk up to top floor...
I think I found a flaw in your plan.
What if gears are put on the McDonalds chairs, when they sit down it turns a crank for an escalator? Fatties could stand their way to the top floor! My renewable electical system just keeps getting better.
Now that's a better idea. It doesn't even have to be physically connected...it can turn a generator and store electricity for general purpose use.
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JD_HOGG
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Why can't elevators generate electricity?
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Surge_MT posted:
JD_HOGG posted:
Surge_MT posted:
JD_HOGG posted:
...Fatties can walk up to top floor...
I think I found a flaw in your plan.
What if gears are put on the McDonalds chairs, when they sit down it turns a crank for an escalator? Fatties could stand their way to the top floor! My renewable electical system just keeps getting better.
Now that's a better idea. It doesn't even have to be physically connected...it can turn a generator and store electricity for general purpose use.
Hmm. McDonalds might buy my fattie chair generators. They could power the shake machine with the fat butts buying them.
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Hyperimiator
Title: Maximus Probus
Posts: 840
Registered: 2001-7-20 18:55:36
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Date Posted:
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Why can't elevators generate electricity?
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Worst rate of return than gasahol.
You see lose it on all the food you gotta grow to feed em.
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