I once did that real life.
There were two big a'holes working on the office temp job we were on.
We were putting together cubicals all the walls, these two bozos (big guys) had been physically hassling me, wrestling and crap, they were double teaming me, and I was pissed.
So later I saw my chance and I grabbed a rubber mini sledge like hammer we were using to force the cubical pieces to interlock. One of the big guys was using it, he was on the other side of the wall and didn't see me.
I then walked over to the other big gallot, and while his hand was under a panel where I could get at it, and he couildn't see who it was I wrapped it smartly (very hard) right on his knuckles.
I then quickly ran over and dropped the mallet right next to his friend, (the other big galoot).
The guy I wrapped, came tearing out from where he was, saw the mallet sitting right next to his "bud", and then ran right up and tackled him.
I was hiding behind a wall in a finished cubicle right there next to the two idiots, silently laughing my ass off while they tore through the place knocking over stuff while they were beating the crap out of each other. I mean why should I hurt my knuckles on those Neanderthal faces when I could get them to do it each other.
They were fired later that day, and I laughed my ass off all the way home.
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